| first day of school: | 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks. |
| end of school year: | 1 pencil you found in the hallway. |
when there’s a post i like but i don’t reblog it, and then everyone i follow starts reblogging it and it keeps appearing my dash until finally i’m like OKAY FINE I’LL REBLOG IT, IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT, ARE YOU HAPPY NOW
(Source: theotherusernamewastaken, via lookingforourstarsinpapertowns)
One of my favorite things about the Avengers was how fucking American it was.
Mad man with scary spear has stolen a blue light box containing an unimaginable amount of energy and power?
Let’s not inform any other countries.
Alien invasion that might result in the destruction of the planet?
Nah, we don’t need help.
We have a man dressed in a skin tight flag jumpsuit.
We got this.
